Campus beauty pageants or Mr and Miss University fairs are a charade! 

Collins Osanya  Like student leaders who walk around campus in an air of exaggerated self-importance, unknowingly pretending to be politicians with loads of money, a string of clandes (mostly first years) and the ability to call a press conference, taunt the Vice Chancellor and foolishly proclaim comrade power as the only power that can defeat Kenya power, university beauty pageants are a waste of time, … Continue reading Campus beauty pageants or Mr and Miss University fairs are a charade! 

Now comrades are having sex like rabbits…

Collins Osanya That there’s no longer keenness and scholarly sense in university education is no news. It’s also not news that key among the fuels driving former high school students through the university system of education is a burgeoning sexual appetite. Yaani! Comrades are competing rabbits in having sex. Sex (to us), like farting or yawning, has become an impulse action to be actively acted … Continue reading Now comrades are having sex like rabbits…

5 Types of Men The Campus Babe Detests

Lavenda Amunga   Campus babes are becoming more and more expensive and demanding each day. In fact, with the rise in prices on consumables, the jamaas in campus are almost on their knees, hoping against all hope that the campus babes won’t come up with an ultimatum that is out of this world! It’s hilarious how men nowadays struggle to get a lady to utter … Continue reading 5 Types of Men The Campus Babe Detests

Letter to my dearest daughter. My love. My life. My Sophie. 

Collins Osanya Daddy misses you. Sorry. I haven’t written to you for a lengthy while. I’m in a corner. A fix. I’m once again staggering along the edge of a whisky glass. I fear I might fall. I fear I might miss a step, trip and tumble down into the whisky. That sea of brown tingling and intoxicating brew. I fear. I fear that I’m … Continue reading Letter to my dearest daughter. My love. My life. My Sophie. 

Pull up your shorts,boy!

Lavenda Amunga These boys I see in school dressed in tattered smelly shorts that Matiang’i would highly condemn, need a beating. Shorts worn from the knee, by confused looking boys with kinky lice, jigger, ebola infested hair have no place in society. You see, when Matiang’i starts declaring war on university students, these are the people to begin with…not the likes of me. Years ago, … Continue reading Pull up your shorts,boy!

Yes girl. I am a stingy man.

Collins Osanya. Welcome. Have a seat. Man to man – including my esteemed  female friends who consume chips mwitu, avocado ya twenty plus mayai boilo na kachumbari ya chilli before washing down the light snack by drinking Guinness kubwa and later on ‘remove’ cheeky air from their tempting behinds whilst shaking their bum bum to Flavour and Akothee’s Give it to me hit. You too … Continue reading Yes girl. I am a stingy man.