​And my mind, like the tea in my mug, won’t remember that you were here.

Collins Osanya In loving memory of the lips I never got to kiss, the eyes that never brought tears to mine, the meetings in the dark we never had and the glass smooth fingers that never clung to mine in a subtle fit of something near love, something nearing a platonic intimacy, I shall not, my dear love, mourn you in a bar. I shall … Continue reading ​And my mind, like the tea in my mug, won’t remember that you were here.

​Flash back Friday : when a laptop and a smart phone earned you a fresher. 

It’s the chomoka na fresher period of the year. Second years are feeling too hot to just cool their heels in their rooms and peruse pages of the Old Testament in attempt of learning something from the story of Joseph who run away from the thighs of that Egyptian Queen, as expected by their mothers in ushirika and fellowship. Instead, they (including chicks in second … Continue reading ​Flash back Friday : when a laptop and a smart phone earned you a fresher. 

Were I a girl, there are men I’d never give two shits about!

Collins Osanya No girl studying a degree course, not even under the influence of witchcraft or ovulation should flirt with, kiss, text back (unless it’s strictly classwork) or hung around a male campus MC, DJ, dancer, musician/music producer, photographer or model for more than two minutes unless she wants to be eaten kimandazi, cheated on, have her heart broken or her womb filled with a … Continue reading Were I a girl, there are men I’d never give two shits about!

Friends and folks, now is the time for us to be comrades!

Collins Osanya Let’s observe a moment of silence in honour of Chris Msando. Let us worship at his feet of unshakeable integrity, independence and professionalism. That aside, thumbs up to all comrades who registered to vote on Tuesday the 8th. You, my friends, are better than adults who have failed us, who have let kleptocratic regimes mutate into subtle tyranny that is turning our nation … Continue reading Friends and folks, now is the time for us to be comrades!